First, they hitched their wagon to this star:
Then they decided that this guy:
was going to be their 2012 standard bearer. Unfortunately, both of them spoke in public, and that was the end of that!Then they put this guy:
in charge of the whole party.But he got bitch-slapped by this guy:
And so did this guy: 
And somewhere in all the confusion, this guy:
started getting taken seriously.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Then this guy:
tried to blow an undercover cop.This guy:
got caught having sex with a lady who is NOT the lady in this picture.And this guy:
just disappeared.He later showed up and admitted to having been with this gal:
(artists rendition)instead of this one:
Meanwhile, this gal: 
was in a batshit-crazy contest with this guy: 
and winning!This guy:
was talking secession with this guy: 
and these guys:
became the defacto spokesmen for the whole party.You know what, republicans? Just stop it! Just cut it out! There has to be a minimum of two functioning political parties in this country.
See, here's the problem - liberals tend to over-think things, conservatives tend to under-think. Conservatives see everything in stark black & white, liberals see endless shades of grey. We need to have some of both so that it averages out to a normal person.
So knock it off! Quit fucking around and get back in the game!
NO! Not you!