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Losing Weight: Can it make you fatter?

Medicine: Bad for sick people?

Gasoline: Will it make your car stop working?

Soap: Does it make things dirtier?

Eating: Can it cause hunger?

Watching FOX: Does it make you even stupider?

This Just In. . .

And in a related story, this cameraman sucks.

Hey, Superman!

Get back to work!

You too, Batman!

I'm not paying you to dick around playing fucking baseball!

What? No, you're fine, Robin.
Don't worry about it.

P.S. I figured Robin was the catcher.