What the hell does he think she was doing? Is he that creeped out by the idea that she might be peeing? Or Number-two-ing? Personally I think she might have been throwing up, she definitely did not seem to be feeling at all well that evening. Anyway, a grown man can not possibly be that horrified by normal bodily functions, so what is it he thought she was doing backstage?
Here now are the top ten things that Donald Trump thinks Hillary Clinton might have been doing backstage.
10. Sacrificing an infant to Moloch
9. A salute to Karen Finley
8. Eating baluts
7. Watching Japanese tentacle porn
6. Fart contest?
5. Some light cannibalism
4. Saw movie marathon
3. Some kind of Island of Dr. Moreau scenario
2. Colonoscopy festival.
and the number one disgusting thing that Trump thinks Hillary Clinton might have been doing backstage. . . .
Defending Bill Cosby !
