Policewoman fired after neighbor is shot dead
You could be forgiven, if you were unfamiliar with the story, for wondering what these two incidents have to do with each other. A better headline might be: "Policewoman Fired After She Shoots, Kills Her Neighbor."
or
"Policewoman shoots neighbor in his own home, is fired only after public outcry."
- Step one: be completely mundane and ordinary.
- Then, I guess don't wear white?
- Wait. Are you telling me that all these years later, this person is no longer a small child? You'd beeter have some solid proof to back up that claim, mister!
- U.S.WTVD - Raleigh/Durham
Texas father and son charged with killing neighbor allegedly over fight about garbage
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