The Daily Irritant

Government does not create jobs! Except the one I'm running for. Repeating "government does not create jobs" like a mantra d...

I'm sorry, did Mr. Free Trade just promise to implement tariffs against China? You know what would be even more effective than tariffs...

The President wants to keep AK-47's out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill. In other words: AAAIIIEEE!!! JACKBOOTED GOVE...

Why does Candy Crowley keep telling the candidates "don't go away?" Is there some possibility that one of them might wander of...

God, Mitt is so proud of himself for pronouncing "Lorraine" correctly. After asking her to repeat it three times. Fuck, it's L...