Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Another pastor who doth protest too much.


There's sadly nothing shocking about a minister spewing anti-gay hate like this from the pulpit:

“To be . . . have a tendency to be effeminate or homosexual is just as wicked as to have a tendency to be a womanizer . . .  What is our response? . . . First of all, there is a danger of reacting in the flesh, of responding not in a scriptural, spiritual way, but in a fleshly way. Kill them all. Right? I will be very honest with you. My flesh kind of likes that idea. 

 The only thing that makes this particular instance interesting is the minister's name.

Leatherman

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His name is Leatherman!

Leatherman: I Long To Kill Gays “In A Fleshy Way”

First of all, there is a danger of reacting in the flesh, of responding not in a scriptural, spiritual way, but in a fleshly way.

Generally, when a preacher uses the term "the flesh," he is referring to the physical desires of the human body. Not only sexual desires, but also the desire for food, drink, comfort, etc. But mostly sex.  So, I guess Rev. Leatherman feels a stirring in the flesh when he thinks about the gay?

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LeatherMan!


So Leatherman's church has a website whose home page now begins with this disclaimer:

Pastor Dennis Leatherman and the Mountain Lake Independent Baptist Church never have, do not now, and never will advocate the incarceration, mistreatment, and especially not the killing of homosexuals (or any other group of people). 

And I think that's a pretty good indication that you're doing a good job of spreading the Love of God, when you have to issue a statement saying you're not in favor of mass murder.I know Jesus was constantly being misunderstood like that. His disciples would say "Rabbi, here are the five loaves and two fishes. You do want us to murder these 5,000 people, right?" And Jesus would be all like "Murder? No, I said feed them! What the Hell?  Well, it's an honest mistake and no harm done. I guess I'll have to really enunciate from now on!"

Their site also contains a transcript of the sermon in question, which includes tidbits like:

And so I am going to speak tonight on homosexuality and the Bible. I hate even talking
about this behind the pulpit, to be honest with you. I feel dirty just talking about it.

Hmm, I wonder why. . .



I grew up outside of Philadelphia, just north of Philly and little suburb and sometimes we would go down into the city for various reasons for different things. And there were certain parts of the city where you just tried to avoid. They were dirty. They were dangerous. They
were very unpleasant. And so you tried to stay away from them.
. . . And we would drive down and we would get through some dangerous and nasty parts of the city and mom would say, “Don’t look at anybody. Just stare straight ahead. Don’t look at them.”
Why? Because it was just dangerous. You could get hurt

Oh, the number of injuries caused every year by looking at dirty people!

“Homosexuality is wrong. Amen, preach it. We need to put them all in prisons and
we ought to fence them in.” The same judgment on sodomy, God says the same
consequences for sodomites is the exact same thing that should be for
adulterers. Come on, now, let’s be consistent.

So, all the adulterers should be penned up together? You know what that sound like to me?

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Also, there's a weird shot at Seinfeld:

"But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the
house round. . . And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? 
Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.”32
. . . That word “know,” get this, that word “know” comes from the Hebrew
word (yaw-dah’). Ever heard that term? Yada, yada, yada. It is a Hebrew word for
sexual intercourse.
Don’t tell me these yard birds on TV that make that phrase popular did not know what
that term meant. Don’t tell me that. They are Jewish.

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I Knew!

 
Speaking of phrases and their origins, the term "Yardbird" is an old slang term for prisoner. It's like saying "Jailbird." It refers to the exercise yard most prisons have. So, why refer to the cast and writers of Seinfeld as "yardbirds?"

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Oh, right!

Oh, and just for the record, here is an actual photo of rev. Dennis Leatherman and his beard:

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Monday, June 11, 2012

A Winning Strategy

Republicans have finally settled on a theme for this year's election, and it's bound to resonate with the voters. It goes something like this:

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And the Firefighters, and the teachers. . .


 Romney was first:

Romney said of Obama, "he wants another stimulus, he wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more fireman, more policeman, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people." (source)

Firemen, policemen and teachers, of course, not being "American people."

 Then his campaign chair, the somehow-still-alive bag of pus John Sununu confirmed it:

JANSING: Do you think that taxpayers of this country want to hear fewer firefighters, fewer teachers, fewer police officers, from a strategic standpoint?
SUNUNU: If there’s fewer kids in the classrooms, the taxpayers really do want to hear there will be fewer teachers. [...]  I think this is a real issue. And people ought to stop jumping on it as a gaffe and understand there’s wisdom in the comment. (source)


And who knows more about wisdom than John Sununu?


STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on one second. I'll ask the governor about this. What is wrong with jobs for teachers, firemen and police officers?
HUCKABEE: I can tell you. There's nothing wrong with it. My dad was a fireman. I love firemen jobs. But here's what you need. You need enough firemen to put out the fires. You don't arbitrarily go, hire firemen, policemen or teachers unless you have more kids in school.  (source)

 Or you certainly don't go willy-nilly hiring back the thousands of teachers, cops and firefighters who have gotten laid off in the last few years!

So that's the GOP strategy this year. Promise the electorate that there will be no more firefighters, no more schoolteachers, and no more police.

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Good luck with that!

Insane Quote of the Day

From Peter King of New York:

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"There's evil people in the world. Drones aren't evil, people are evil. We are a force of good and we are using those drones to carry out the policy of righteousness and goodness."

Because what is more emblematic of righteousness and goodness than raining death down indiscriminately on people at weddings and birthday parties? I guess?

 The second most insane quote of the day is also from Peter King from the same interview:

"I think we have to assume that the Russians would use drones if they could," King explained. "Just as we had to assume during the Cold War that they would use nuclear weapons. 

Did we? Did we really? Did we really have to assume that? Was it a smart idea to assume that they would use nukes? Because, I don't know if you know this, Mr. King, but they never did. Not even once. We, on the other hand have used them at least twice. So, if you're keeping score at home, that's US: 2. USSR: 0.  Which is great if we're playing soccer, but not so great if you're counting WMD's.



Sunday, June 10, 2012

Things I don't get -- Christian Mingle




 

Okay, the basic idea makes sense. A dating site for Christian singles. It makes sense that people would want to date/marry/whatever someone who shares their religious beliefs.

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He was a Zoroastrianist, she worshipped Ba'al.
Star-crossed lovers.




What I don't get is their slogan.



 


Find God's match for you.

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My wife's cousin is single, I'm just sayin'.

So God has someone in mind for you. But what, he doesn't do retail? He needs a middle-man?

Man. I'd really like to see Jim and Judy get together, those kids would be perfect for each other, but if I set them up, then I"m going to have to fix up everybody, and who has the time?

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Plus, last time didn't work out so great, and I'm never gonna hear the end of that!

How is it not offensive to claim that their business is to hook you up with "God's Match?" Since they are the ones doing the matchmaking, are they not claiming to be God? Is that not blasphemy? Does that not earn you a stoning?

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Or are they saying that once you pay them your money, then and only then will  God reveal unto them the person who is the perfect match for you, and quell suprise! she's also a Christian Mingle client! And somehow God never reccommends anyone who isn't a client of their company. Just a coinicidence, I'm sure.

Worst concert series EVER


Jim Beam Live Music Series


 I guess because you'd have to be really really drunk to sit through any of these?

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Here is a concert series I would sooner attend:

The First-Year Music Student String Quartet plays Stravinsky

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Masters of the Cat Piano



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Gwen Stefani

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William Hung and the Hung Jury

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Ernest & Tova Borgnine Sing Romantic Duets With Risque' Overtones


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Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa

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