All he ever wanted to do was love his wife and have a successful marriage. His marriage was so important to him, that he spent $125,000 of his own money to get Proposition 8 on the California ballot just so he could keep the gay people from destroying the sanctity of his hetero marriage.
And proposition 8 passed, and all the same-sex marriages in California were dissolved.
So you'd think this would be the happily ever after part of the story, right?
WRONG!
It turns out the gay people are more resourceful than Doug had suspected. Even with their marriages annulled, they were still able to continue being gay! And being gay, they naturally went about figuring out new ways to undermine the institution of boy-girl marriage.
Even post-Prop 8, dykes continue to be on bikes!
So no one knows for sure what the gay people did to the Manchester's marriage, but they obviously did something, because:
Somehow, the gays got to them.
Damn it, gay people! Why must you ruin our marriages? What did we ever do to your. . Oh, yeah! Right! Touche', gay people. Well played.
It turns out the gay people are more resourceful than Doug had suspected. Even with their marriages annulled, they were still able to continue being gay! And being gay, they naturally went about figuring out new ways to undermine the institution of boy-girl marriage.
Even post-Prop 8, dykes continue to be on bikes!
So no one knows for sure what the gay people did to the Manchester's marriage, but they obviously did something, because:
Manchester's wife files for divorce after 43-year marriage
Somehow, the gays got to them.
Damn it, gay people! Why must you ruin our marriages? What did we ever do to your. . Oh, yeah! Right! Touche', gay people. Well played.
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