Hank, you're a successful professional athlete. You have money, muscles and I'm told that you're considered pretty easy on the eyes. Plus you seem pretty charming and charismatic.You must have had countless young women vying for your attention.
So, I gotta tell you, you are actually in a position to marry someone who:
A) is not as dumb as a bag of rocks.
B) has not been seen naked
by every teenage boy
who ever skulked into a Barnes & Noble
C) has not been surgically mutilated
and D) has not been defiled by this lecherous mummy:
EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!Seriously, Hank - what the fuck? Was Tila Tequila not available? The "Rock of Love" girls not returning your calls? Missed your chance at Anna Nicole Smith?
No, but she seems nice, though. Mazeltov.
SOMEONE had to say it.
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