Duggars expecting their 19th child
In a surprise, TV's biggest reality family reveals that another sibling is on the way
It's not just that it's amazing that these loonies would want yet another kid, crazy people always want crazy things. And it's not even the fact that people actually watch their show, freak shows have always attracted an audience.
No, what really amazes me is that after 18 kids, Mrs. Duggar's lady parts can still provide enough friction to, um cause Mr. Duggar to complete the baby-making procedure. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be like making sweet sweet love to the Holland Tunnel? You know, if the Holland Tunnel were made out of scar tissue and self-loathing?
They have birthed my share of the world's babies, plus a few. Good grief...
ReplyDeleteHey, any dog can do it. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteThey probably tighten her up after every puppy she drops so hubby doesn't get lost in there. I'm still waiting for the whole works to come tumbling out with one of the spawn. Really, humans aren't designed to breed like rabbits. But it keeps the idiots watching and the cash flowing so they'll keep it up until ratings drop. Then they'll create a family farm or something and put the young-uns to work.
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