Who's Stupider?

Contestant Number One: Mark Kirk



Mark comes to us from Champaign Illinois, where he is a member of the State Bar Association, the Republican Main Street Partnership, and something called, I swear to God, the Federation of Galaxy Explorers.

No fooling.

So what did Congressman Kirk have to say about the President's speech?





Rep. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.), who is running for Obama's old Senate seat, said, "He talked at us. He didn't listen to us."

Yes, Mark "captain" Kirk doesn't understand the difference between a speech and a conversation. Most people know that when giving a speech, the speaker generally does the talking and the audience does the listening, but much like Joe Wilson, mark Kirk just doesn't seem able to grasp that distinction.



Contestant Number Two: Lindsey Graham




Lindsey hails from Central, South Carolina where he enjoys having a girl's name and being suspected of homosexual tendancies. He is a member of The Committee to Elect Lindsey Graham.

So, Lindsey tell us what you had to say following the President's speech.





"I was incredibly disappointed in the tone of his speech,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.).”At times, I found his tone to be overly combative and believe he behaved in a manner beneath the dignity of the office.

That's right, Lindsey Lohan, oops! I mean Graham, felt that someone was behaving in a less than diginified manner.

Not Shouty McGee


















Not the paper-wavers.















Not even Louis "hand lettered sign" Gohmert.

(seriously, the fucking tea-baggers have more professional signs than Gohmert)












No, according to Lindsey Davenport, I mean Graham, it was president Obama acting undignified.

So it looks like we have a tie. We'll have to have some sort of a tie-breaker to determine who goes on to face returning champion Michele "I can't even spell Michelle correctly" Bachmann.