The Worst Possible Reaction

When one finds out that one's spouse is sleeping with one's good friend, there are a variety of possible reactions, ranging from doormat-like forgiveness to murder-suicide. But Doug Hampton, husband of Sen. Ensign's mistress, has actually come up with the worst possible reaction. He started charging John Ensign! (link)


Apparently, if you want to have wild passionate--um, relations with Cindy Hampton, it will run you about $96,000. Which makes Elliot Spitzer look like a bargain hunter.

It seems that just about everyone involved in this debacle belongs to some shadowy orginization known as "the Family." Seriously. they all live in some weirdo frat-house on C Street in washington, D.C.

Check this shit out!

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