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All-white basketball league proposed

ATLANTA, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A former pro wrestling promoter in Georgia says he's looking to start up an all-white pro basketball league.

So, yeah. This guy was watching the NBA on TV and thought to himself "Y'know what the problem is with this game? Not enough white guys!"

"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," Lewis said in a statement.

So not only must the players all be white, but you just eliminated Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Manu Ginobli, and Pau Gasol.


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The all-punters and placekickers football league!

The scrappy utility infielders' baseball league!

And the all- Hawaiian Hockey League!