Jeezus, You Even Got That Wrong!

Here's Bushie trying to make a self-deprecating little joke about his new, ghost-written book:

The former president started with a funny patter that several attendees related to stand-up. In announcing his book, he joshed: “This is going to come as quite a shock to people up here that I can write a book, much less read one.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0210/33598.html#ixzz0gxrdrpUj

Oh, my God, I almost feel sorry for him!

What you mean to say, George, is ". . .a shock to people that I can READ a book, much less WRITE one."
You got it backwards.

George W. Bush: Making people appreciate Dan Quayle since 1999.