#1: If given the chance, a manatee will talk your ear off about Scientology.
#2: Although they appear heavy, the weight of an average Manatee
can be supported by a small child.
#3: Manatees are notoriously apolitical, rarely bothering to even vote.
#4: The ancient Druids worshiped the manatee as a deity. It is believed that each of the standing stones in Stonehenge was a representation of a different famous manatee.
#5: Manatees get a lot of chicks. Way more than you'd think.
#6: Young manatees are often mistaken for human infants.
#7: Seriously, a lot of chicks.
#8: Statistically, the US Postal Service employs more manatees than any other aquatic mammal.
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#10: Many Bloggers will go to any lengths for an excuse to post pictures of manatees because manatees are awesome.
I've read that ancient reports of mermaid sightings were actually manatees. That probably happened in Norway a lot.
ReplyDeleteWait, are you saying mermaids aren't real? Damn you, Ron Howard! You lied to me! (Ron Howard did "Splash," right?)
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