Conservatives Get Even More Pathetic

Apparently, there is an actual movement afoot on the interwebs to make Bristol Palin the winner of "Dancing With The Has-Beens." Why? Why would anyone besides Bristol's awful awful family care? Apparently, according to Jezebel, it's because if she wins this stupid dancing-poorly-to-bad-music competition, it will mean a great triumph for conservatives and piss off the Democrats? Or something?

Seriously, I typed "vote for Bristol Palin" into the Google and got over one milllllllllllion results!

This is from a website/blog/thingy called "Hillbuzz":

Call-in Number:  1-800-868-3407

Please don’t forget to vote for Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars tonight.
The call-in number is above.
You also need to vote for her online afterwards…at www.ABC.com on the Dancing with the Stars page.
You can start calling the moment the show starts…and you can call as many times as the phone will let you.  After that, use someone else’s phone to call the maximum times on that.  Then — and I am not telling you to do this — it would not be a bad thing to randomly knock on neighbors’ doors and use their phones and call, call, call, and then call some more.
Then vote like nuts online with all of your email addresses.

If you haven’t heard, the fact we’ve been all doing this for Bristol has been driving the Left NUTS.  People magazine, Huffington Post, and other Lefty sites have all been going bonkers over the fact that Palin supporters have been burning up the phones to keep Bristol in the competition through the finale…despite the judges giving her shockingly low scores to try to eliminate her.

Of course the judges are conspiring against her. Of course they are.

This is from "Conservatives4Palin"

To vote for Bristol, call 1-800-868-3407.

Text-in code - 3407.

Vote online here: http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/vote

I have no idea how many times you're allowed to vote. Just vote until they won't let you vote anymore.

This is from someone named Tammy Bruce:

Now...Operation Bristol! Practice voting for a Palin tonight on #DWTS Vote at www.abc.go.com and call 1-800-868-3407 #teaparty 5:49 PM Nov 8th via web Retweeted by 20 people

HeyTammyBruce

Tammy Bruce

 

 Yep, that has already been "re-tweeted" by twenty different people.

This is from "The Conservative Cave":

Dancing With the Stars: Vote Bristol Palin: 1-800-868-3407 « on: November 01, 2010, 12:26:18 pm »

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I thought I'd make this easy for everyone. A little early make-the-libs-crazier-than-the-shithouse-rats-they-already-are action.

Just so you know, you don't have to wait for the end of the show to vote; it may be possible to vote even earlier, but I know you can start voting by 9 pm Eastern Time, which is halfway through the show. So whether you watch or not, vote for Bristol, and make the libs' heads explode pre-election.

 

 And of course, the geniuses at Free Republic (who refer to themselves as "Freepers" or something, hence the term "FReep DWTS")

FReep DWTS! Make liberal heads explode and vote for Bristol Palin tonight, you don't need to watch.
VANITY | 11/8/10 | Me
Posted on Monday, November 08, 2010 7:57:20 PM by Clint N. Suhks
Keep calling 1-800-868-3407 between 8-10:30 EST until they tell you to stop. And you can vote on every line you have, cell, fax and land line.

I apologize if this is lame and I've never voted for a show in my life but she has been recieving tea party support even though she is not the best dancer by consistently being in the top 3 in viewer votes every week.

You may not be a fan of the show or even Bristol but I firmly believe her continued success on the show demonstrates the power of the tea party. PLEASE VOTE!

 Wow. Just, wow. They actually think that people give a shit who wins the pseudo-celebrity dance-off! Could they be any more pathetic?