If you're a real man, you'll be there

 

Recommended by none other than walking internet meme and raging dildo, Chuck Norris, it's. . .

Lions Roar Global Men’s Summit / Dallas, Texas / November 3, 4, 5

RESCUE: Last Man Out · A Call to Courageous Manhood: Faith - Honor - Valor!

 

Which is a pretty strange title. Faith, Honor, Valor! It seems that the organizers of this event have conflated Christianity with the Marine Corps.

I Cor. 13:13 - And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; 

but the greatest of these is automatic weaponry!

Anyway,  just look at this impressive list of speakers you've never heard of:

Wes Yoder,Ambassador Speakers Bureau

Glenn Wagner, FutureLead

Leonard Sweet,Theologian, Author & Professor

 Is it just me, or are they all the same guy?

And there are a whole bunch more, but I have no idea who any of them are.
Like this guy:

Bill Scheer GUTS Church, Tulsa, OK

Wonder what "GUTS" stands for? Apparently nothing. Apparently, it is the Church of Guts.

And this guy:

Chuck Brewster, Champions of Honor Gulf Breeze, FL

Who wrote this book:



Which just screams "turn the other cheek."

And this former professional wrestler:

Ted DiBiase, Million Dollar Man Jackson, MS

 But apparently, they are all gathering together for one reason:

"A leader may preach or draw a crowd, but he will never change a nation until he disciples a man!”

Because the word "disciple" is now apparently a verb, and possibly a slang term for something dirty.

And as they say in the Christian Men's Network:

A men’s ministry produces fruit. A men’s movement reproduces fruit!