Thursday, October 13, 2011

Six things "Occupy Wall Street" needs to be considered a legitimate movement

1. Pointier Hats




http://www3.whig.com/whig/blogs/betweenthelens/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tea-party-325a.jpg


2. Misspelled Signage

http://mugsysrapsheet.com/4blog/misspelled_tea-party_sign_05.jpg


3. A smattering of Racism

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4. A few Threats of Insurrection

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5. The occasional Deadly Weapon

http://www.dialoginternational.com/.a/6a00d83451c36069e20133f59d7494970b-800wi

6. A sense of Historical Perspective

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If you have all these, then by God, you represent Democracy in Action. You are what's best about America! If you are peacefully assembled to make realistic demand, you're a bunch of drug-addled hippie bums. Everyone knows that.
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1 comment:

  1. tennysoneehemingwayOctober 13, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Don't forget the equivalent of a Bill O'Reilly coming out in support of you; only to reneg on that support when he finds out what you're REALLY saying.

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