Tired of Being Famous

Katy Perry took some time out of promoting her new movie and concert tour to complain about how tired she is of being famous. Here's the headline from Yahoo News:


Katy Perry: ‘I’m Tired of Being Famous Already’

 

Yes, we can tell!

Better headlines:

Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

Longs For the Anonymity of Six Months From Now.

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

Also Tired of Being Talentless, Annoying

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

May Resort to Covering Boobs

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

Plans to Go Into Hiding for remainder of Fifteen Minutes

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

Moving to Country Where Shitty Music is Less Popular

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

Will Release Album of Well-Written Songs in Order to Toil in Obscurity

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Perry "Tired of Being Famous"

"Everyone Else" Also Tired of Perry Being Famous

I got a million of 'em!