Eric Cantor's Holiday Guide

Eric Cantor is apparently a bit confused as to what it is that Labor Day celebrates:

From Twitter:

Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.
— Eric Cantor (@GOPLeader) September 3, 2012

Or maybe he does understand and this was just meant as a little "eff yoo" to the working class, I don't know.

At any rate, let's have a look at "Eric Cantor's Holiay Guide!"

St Patrick's Day:
--A Celebration of the noble snakes of Ireland

Memorial Day:
--The day we pay tribute to those who survived war and lived to tell about it.

July 4:
--A celebration of our historical links to mother England.

Cino de Mayo:
--Vive La France!

Mothers' Day:
--Remember to send your daughter flowers!

Easter:
--Day of mourning for the death of Jesus.

Columbus Day:
--Anniversary of the founding of Ohio

Valentine's Day:
--First day of baseball season!

Presidents' Day:
--Freddy Mercury's birthday

Arbor Day:
--The day we honor Paul Bunyan

Fathers' Day:
--Annual orphan parade

Veterans' Day:
--The day we honor people with Tourette's syndrome

Christmas:
--Buddha's wedding anniversary

New Year's Eve:
--Salute to sobriety!

Ramadan:
--A doo-wop lyric

Groundhog Day:
--celebrates the invention of the BLT

Chaunnukah:
--Back hair appreciation week.