Thursday, November 1, 2012

What can we expect from the Disney-Lucasfilm merger?

1. Racially insensitive characters like Uncle Remus CGI'd out, replaced with Jar-Jar Binks.



 
Zippidee Doo-uhm Dah-um 

2. Doe-eyed Princess Leia sitting wistfully by a stream, waiting to be rescued by a handsome prince.


3. Star Wars on Ice!

 

4. New Star Wars theme composed by Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers.

5. All new Disney/Pixar cartoons now feature annoying robots.

 

Oh, yeah.

2 comments:

  1. I read one gag today which said that Walt Disney's head is now being transferred from the cryogenics lab to the carbonite lab, LOL!

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  2. Well, for anyone who ever wanted "Star Wars The Musical" we're now that one step closer.

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