Dumb product of the day

Hershey Bliss

HERSHEY’S BLISS Milk Chocolate offers a distinct, richer, longer-lasting chocolate experience than other little luxuries. Inside the purple foil is one square inch of specially crafted milk chocolate with a rich taste that you'll want to savor.

One square inch of specially crafted milk chocolate?
Congratulations, you flattened out a Hershey's Kiss!
What an innovation!