Pamela Anderson Is Now A Brunette (No, We're Not Kidding)
Posted: 12/03/2013 3:26 pm EST | Updated: 12/04/2013 12:00 pm EST
I think you misunderstood, HuffPo. When people saw your headline reading "Pamela Anderson is Now a Brunette" and they said "you have GOT to be fucking kidding!" what they meant was that they couldn't believe that the hair color of a washed-up C-List actress was something you felt the need to report on, not that they couldn't believe that she changed her hair color. You're just embarrassing yourself.
I think it went a little something like this. . .
Did you hear Pam Anderson dyed her hair?!?! Ugh, You have GOT to be kidding me!
No, she really did!
What's sadder is whoever this truly matters to.
ReplyDeletePamela who? Seriously, I had to look her up. Along with WHO she is I found:
ReplyDeleteUSA Today: Pamela Anderson debuts another new 'do. USFUCKINGA TODAY!!
Vanity Fair: Pamela Anderson in Newly Red Pixie cut (now I have to look up "Pixie" cut.
Me: Holy shit we are fucking insane and inane in this country