[Tucker]Carlson also pointed out that he preferred the Grateful Dead to rap music because it was “wholesome.”
Fuck you, Carlson. Don't you ruin the Dead for me. This is worse than the time that teenage me was playing some record and my mom walked by my room and said "oh, I like this song." Because no one wants to like any music that their mom likes but at least my mom wasn't a shit-eating little prick like Tucker Carlson.
And by the way, I know that a lot of the FOX/talk radio assholes are doing it for the money, but Tucker Carlson has never had to do anything for the money. He was born with a silver spoon up his ass, he's just horrible for the fun of being horrible.
And he's saying that the Grateful Dead are "wholesome?" Where does he come up with that? Has he ever heard any of their lyrics?
I come in from Memphis
where I learned to talk the jive
When I get back to Memphis
be one less man alive
Good Mornin Mr. Benson
I see you're doin well
If I had me a shotgun
I'd blow you straight to Hell
or how about
And it's three days ride from Bakersfield and I don't know why I came
I guess I came to keep from payin' dues
So instead I've got a bottle and a girl who's just fourteen
And a damn good case of the Mexicali Blues
. . .
Wholesome? God, Tucker Carlson is an idiot!
How did T*cker even think of tagging the Dead with the adjective, "wholesome?" Did his babysitters lock him in the closet whenever The Partridge Family was on TV?
ReplyDeleteSure, that sounds crazy, but crazy theories are the only ones that can explain this.
This may be significant...or not. I had to Google Tucker Carlson. I didn't have to Google the Grateful Dead.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, he looks like a pampered little prick.