Sunday, January 11, 2015

Having guns makes you safe (Vol 1,504,286)

Because shootings always happen in "gun-free zones."

Kansas gun store owner dies after shootout during robbery attempt


 KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - The owner of a gun store died on Friday in a shootout with four men who were attempting to rob the business in Shawnee, Kansas, a suburb of Kansas City, Missouri, police said.
Apparently, a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun but not four bad guys with guns.
If only we knew that bad guys with guns sometimes travel in packs. "Gangs" even.  Really, the only way that one could stay safe is to figure out how many bad guys with guns are coming and make sure you have at least that number of good guys with guns to back you up.

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Now I feel safe!

2 comments:

  1. Hey, I just had a great idea. We need more guns so let's have the schools hold a "Buy A Gun For A Kid" day. Then we could hold more shoot-outs at schools than we have now!

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  2. My head hurts from all the duh-mbness!

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