1. Did not brag about the size of his penis. Or hands.
2. Was not escorted to the podium by a showgirl on each arm.
3. Did not once mention how much he'd like to bang his daughter.
4. Did not take time out to tweet insults at Rosie O'Donnell
5. Got through entire speech without lapsing into Russian.
6. No racial slurs.
7. Did not grab a single woman by the crotch the entire time.
8. Was not attacked by any birds or other wild animals.
9. Managed to get through entire speech without calling Senators "losers."
10. Nothing. He did nothing but manage to read a speech off a teleprompter without falling down and the press decides that this is the perfect reason to further normalize him.
dump is fulla shit!
ReplyDeleteTo _____ and his followers all those things ARE presidential.
ReplyDeleteMostly all lies but so presidential.
ReplyDelete*chews on tinfoil*
ReplyDeleteThat bar for his "presidential" behavior is set in the Dead Sea, isn't it?
Oh, I am totally stealing that eagle gif for my 4th of July post! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI don't get why some consider our new President to be charismatic.
ReplyDeleteI, myself, don't see anything of charisma about President Trump.
Not at all ...
He comes across like the proverbial abusive parent, or like the strict teacher or principal you had had to suffer attending public school when growing up.
Or, maybe, the despotic supervisor you had to work under who was always coming down on you constantly for every little error, or for "being too slow".
Not a thing charming about personas like that.