Well, things have been pretty crazy around here lately. After a week in wonderful Mexico, during which the Missus came down with bronchitis and strep throat as she is wont to do, I was home for all of 2 days before getting a call from my sister telling me my dad was in the hospital. And it wasn't looking good. So it was a last-minute flight out to California where I did get a chance to see him before he passed away. So after spending the better part of two weeks in Cali, I returned to work to find that my supervisor had been promoted and sent to a different location and his boss's wife had just had a baby so he was out on paternity leave, so needless to say, I've been working a bunch of overtime.And I really haven't had the energy or the inclanation to make fun of jerks on the internet.
But then I heard about this:
Liberals and Conservatives Are Unhappy for Different Reasons
They talked about this on one of the podcasts I was listening to and I had to see it for myself.
Here's the thesis:
One of the most important differences between the right and the left -- one that greatly helps to explain their differences -- is the difference between unhappy liberals and unhappy conservatives.
Unhappy conservatives generally believe they are unhappy because life is inherently difficult and tragic, and because they have made some unwise decisions in life.
But unhappy liberals generally believe they are unhappy because they have been persecuted.
via GIPHY
Riiiiiiight. "liberals" are the ones who always claim they are being persecuted. That's exactly right.
via GIPHY
And conservative actors.
Ask unhappy leftists why they are unhappy and they are likely to respond that they are oppressed. This is the primary response given by unhappy leftist women, blacks, Latinos and gays.
Tim Allen Says Being Conservative In Hollywood Is Like Living In 1930s Germany
James Woods retires from acting after saying he's blacklisted because he's conservative
And conservative college students.
Free speech on college campuses shouldn’t just be for liberal students
It’s no secret that college campuses have a liberal bias, but few people understand how that bias affects the treatment of conservative students — even a year after President Donald Trump was inaugurated. Conservatives and Republicans are shamed for their views on college campuses. . .
“College Republicans are routinely targeted by professional agitators on campus and extreme leftists who refuse to acknowledge free speech when they do not agree with it,” said Ted Dooley, the executive director of the College Republican National Committee.
Oh, and also this columnist who seems awfully familiar somehow. He also seems to have a bit of a persecution complex.
Conservatives: The New Marranos
For those unfamiliar with the term, “Marranos” was the name given to Jews in medieval Spain, especially in the 15th century during the Spanish Inquisition, who secretly maintained their Judaism while living as Catholics in public.
Oh dear God! You're not seriously comparing Jews fearing for their lives to American conservatives fearing being snickered at? Are you? You can't possibly.
There is, of course, no Spanish Inquisition in America today – no one is being tortured into confessing what they really believe, and no one is being burned at the stake. But there are millions of Marrano-like Americans: Americans who hold conservative views – especially those who hold to conservative positions on social issues and those who voted for Donald Trump for president.
Millions of Americans who hold conservative and/or pro-Trump views rationally fear being ostracized by their peers, public humiliation, ruined reputations, broken families, losing their job, and being unable to work in their field.
Yes, the fear that having voted for the president will result in ostracization, broken families, and being barred from employment, that fear is toooooootally "rational!"
In terms of the percentage of the population affected, there is no parallel in American history. Coming out as a homosexual prior to the 1960s or ’70s, or publicly announcing that one was member of the Communist Party in the 1950s, would have often led to similar dire consequences in one’s social, work, and family life. But gays and Communist Party members comprised a tiny percentage of the American population. And one of them, Communists, supported true evil.
Oh my God. Oh my GAWD! Seriously? Right-wing idiots are more oppressed than LGBTs in the 1950s? Or Communists? Who were literally blacklisted?
Of course, American conservative Marranos don’t live only in the world of music. They are in every profession. We know about the high-profile cases, the conservatives whose careers have been ruined by saying the “wrong” thing or supporting the “wrong” candidate or ballot proposition;Um, I think you mean we know about racist misogynist and/or homophobic dicks who have had their careers damaged by being huge dicks in public and embarrassing their employers. But sure, that's totally like having to hide from the Spanish Inquisition.
But we don’t know about the millions who are just afraid to speak up, who remain silent in a business meeting or at a dinner party when someone casually expresses a view that they strongly disagree with.
Have you ever been in a normal workplace? Because I can tell you that it's generally the "liberals" or "progressives" who are biting their tongues. But they don't think of themselves as being persecuted like Jews by the Inquisition, they just would rather not have their coworkers roll their eyes at them.
And honestly, in the real world (and I can say from experience that this goes for both California and Atlanta) if there's one group who never hesitates to tell you their idiotic viewpoint on any issue whether you want them to or not, it's conservatives. They won't fucking shut up about it.
Unhappy Americans on the right blame the problems inherent to life, and they blame themselves.
Riiiiiight. Because one thing you'll often hear a conservative say is "you know what, I think I was at fault. I must try to do better.
There is no question that Republicans today are in fact and in truth the dumbest fucking human animals ever to wander this ol' earth. And because they're so damn dumb you can't 'splain nuttin to them 'cause their eyes glaze over and they start cryin' that you're persecuting them, just like them liberals did to Jews in Iceland or was it Panama? No, I think it was Texas.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your Dad. My condolences.
ReplyDeleteGlad to have you back and posting, though.
Unhappy conservatives blame themselves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time!
my condolences on the loss of your father.
ReplyDeleteGOPricks need to git the fuck outta mah face NOW! VOTE BLUE 2018!
So sorry to hear about your father. Please accept my condolences.
ReplyDeleteSo very sorry to hear of your loss. I was wondering about you just yesterday. The thought that you might have decided to quit this here blogging thang, crossed my mind. Glad I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the monkeys called The Repubic Party...it's amusing to see them throwing monkey shit at themselves.
I'm sorry for your loss, Professor Chaos. Peace to you and yours.
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