Monday, June 17, 2019

Fun With Headlines

All Headlines via Yahoo News.


Celebrity

Prince Philip Told Prince Harry Not to Marry Meghan Markle for This Surprising Reason



He's a huge racist. Surprise!


World

Trump Cryptically Parrots Fox News Graphic Encouraging Iran Military Strike


"Cryptically" is a weird way to spell  "Has no thoughts of his own so repeats whatever he sees on television."





Politics

Trump Says He Doesn’t Know If North Korea Is Building Nuclear Weapons: ‘I Hope Not’




Yeah, that's not news. If Trump ever does know something, THAT would be news.




Try Not to Laugh at These Bridesmaids




Ahahahaha!!! Oh, I can't help it!  It's so funny how they're, um. . . beautiful ladies in gorgeous dresses.
Ha ha?
Ha?


Sports

LaVar Ball Vows Lakers Will Not Win Again After Trading His Son Lonzo



Yeaaaaah. . . as opposed to all the winning they've been doing WITH him.

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Image result for espn logoLakers officially miss playoffs for 6th year in row




Trump is dead wrong about the stock market - it won't crash if he isn't re-elected



What a scoop!
When has he ever not been dead wrong about anything?


Celebrity

Kourtney Kardashian says Kylie Jenner acts entitled since becoming a billionaire


What? A Kardashian acting "entitled?"
Why can't she be more down-to-earth and relatable like the rest of that gaggle of talentless airheads who have been given wealth and fame without having ever accomplished anything?


Politics

Can't take 'information from a foreign agent. It's against the law': Chris Christie


Yes, apparently we HAVE reached a point in our history when that needed to be said.




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