Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Ah, Hell Yeah! It's About To Get All Crazy Up In This Shit!
Dammmmm, son! The GOP is down with the youth!
Don't believe me?
Check this shit out, brah!
Yes, it's X-PAC! Because if you want to appeal to young voters, you gotta go X-TREME!
When should you register? How about NOW, fool?
You wanna chill, don't ya? Yeah, you better, cuz it's gonna be EPIC!
Pop culture personalities! Just check out this lineup, dawg!
There's a nasty, foul-mouthed old lady!
There's a washed-up has-been actor. With emo hair!
There's that kind of cute girl who dressed up as a hooker!
And hold on to your hats, your backwards-facing baseball caps, that is!
It's the HUME-Inator!
All the hip kids are down with Brit Hume!
Think we're done? Hell nah!
There's a weird, middle aged black guy!
He's black. That counts for something, right?
And Andrew Mutha-Fukkin Napolitano!
Huckabee's even bringing his daughter!
Don't believe me?
Check this shit out, brah!
Aw Yeah! My man B-Hume!
Yes, it's X-PAC! Because if you want to appeal to young voters, you gotta go X-TREME!
When should you register? How about NOW, fool?
REGISTER NOW:
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to go to CPAC for the speeches, and *chill* at XPAC to recharge and boost for the next day. From the “Epic Nights at XPAC” to the late night comedy sessions XPAC has it all. Movies, Video Games, Wifi and Food. Nightly receptions with the biggest names in Conservative America, and you, the next Difference maker in training.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to go to CPAC for the speeches, and *chill* at XPAC to recharge and boost for the next day. From the “Epic Nights at XPAC” to the late night comedy sessions XPAC has it all. Movies, Video Games, Wifi and Food. Nightly receptions with the biggest names in Conservative America, and you, the next Difference maker in training.
You wanna chill, don't ya? Yeah, you better, cuz it's gonna be EPIC!
XPAC is here!
If you love CPAC for the speeches and information,[and what kind of loser doesn't love spe-zeeches and informatizzle, you heard?] you’ll love the XPAC Lounge for the pop culture personalities, entertainment, music and laid back programming that brings a whole new experience to CPAC! Get your tickets today!
There's a nasty, foul-mouthed old lady!There's a washed-up has-been actor. With emo hair!There's that kind of cute girl who dressed up as a hooker!And hold on to your hats, your backwards-facing baseball caps, that is!
It's the HUME-Inator!
All the hip kids are down with Brit Hume!
Think we're done? Hell nah!
There's a weird, middle aged black guy!
He's black. That counts for something, right?And Andrew Mutha-Fukkin Napolitano!Huckabee's even bringing his daughter!
Now that's youth-appealing!
Seriously, yo. It's gonna be RADICAL!
Aw shit! It's on now!
“10 Questions with Stevie B. featuring: Sarah Huckabee”
Stevie B! That's Steven Baldwin to you squares!Seriously, yo. It's gonna be RADICAL!
"I wouldn't be surprised if somebody of Joe-the-Plumber stature came in three times a day to come in and rally the kids," CPAC spokesman Ian Walters said.
Aw shit! It's on now!
11pm – XPAC “Late Night” – “Music Jam”
sponsored by Parcbench.com
LIVE MUSIC PLUS Special performances by:
Rappers: Hi-Caliber, Young Cons*, and many more!
Late Night? 11 PM? Dude, that's hella late!
Awesome! Seriously check it out: http://www.xpac2010.com/
But don't blame me if you wet your pants from laughing so hard.
Um, I mean from the super-extreme radical awesomeness!
Monday, February 15, 2010
The Best Reason Yet to Repeal "Don't Ask / Don't Tell"
The best argument FOR repealing DADT is This guy's argument AGAINST it.
Because The Missouri State Senate is the branch of government charged with overseeing military policy.
A cultural affront to terrorists? Hell, yeah! Let's do it!
I want to see troops like this in every cave in Afghanistan!
I want this dude to personally capture and interrogate Bin Laden.
And these guys can escort terror suspects to the Hague, making out during the entire flight.
Or we could follow the advice of douchebag Gary Nodler and just try to avoid offending the terrorists. Maybe we could start forcing women to wear burkas and keep girls out of school, you know in order to keep from offending the terrorists.
Missouri Republicans: Gary Nodler, who is running for Roy Blunt's seat in Congress, is afraid of offending the terrorists. When you vote in the Republican Primary, remember: Gary Nodler wants us to adapt our behavior to avoid opffending the terrorists. Now, I'm not saying that GARY NODLER LOVES THE TERRORISTS, but can you really say that he doesn't?
On Tuesday, the Missouri State Senate debated President Obama’s call
to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT)
to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT)
Because The Missouri State Senate is the branch of government charged with overseeing military policy.
Both sides regurgitated familiar arguments but State Senator Gary Nodler, who is running in the Republican primary for Rep. Roy Blunt’s (R-MI) seat,
carved out a new reason for maintaining the current policy.
Nodler suggested that allowing openly gay soldiers in the military “could represent
a ‘cultural affront‘” to terrorists intent on killing American troops.
carved out a new reason for maintaining the current policy.
Nodler suggested that allowing openly gay soldiers in the military “could represent
a ‘cultural affront‘” to terrorists intent on killing American troops.
A cultural affront to terrorists? Hell, yeah! Let's do it!
I want to see troops like this in every cave in Afghanistan!
I want this dude to personally capture and interrogate Bin Laden.
And these guys can escort terror suspects to the Hague, making out during the entire flight.
Or we could follow the advice of douchebag Gary Nodler and just try to avoid offending the terrorists. Maybe we could start forcing women to wear burkas and keep girls out of school, you know in order to keep from offending the terrorists.
Missouri Republicans: Gary Nodler, who is running for Roy Blunt's seat in Congress, is afraid of offending the terrorists. When you vote in the Republican Primary, remember: Gary Nodler wants us to adapt our behavior to avoid opffending the terrorists. Now, I'm not saying that GARY NODLER LOVES THE TERRORISTS, but can you really say that he doesn't?
Saturday, February 13, 2010
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