Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Giving Them What They Want

Palin lashes out at `Family Guy'



JUNEAU, Alaska – Sarah Palin is lashing out at the portrayal of a character with Down syndrome on the Fox animated comedy "Family Guy."
In a Facebook posting headlined "Fox Hollywood — What a Disappointment," the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee and current Fox News contributor said Sunday night's episode felt like "another kick in the gut."
Family Guy



Hey, Sarah. Do you know why "Family Guy" made a joke about Down Syndrome? To get attention. To try to shock and outrage people enough to get free publicity. Which you just gave them. Nice going.

"If the writers of a particularly pathetic cartoon show thought they were being clever in mocking my brother and my family yesterday, they failed," Bristol Palin added in the Monday posting.

Yeah, the writers of "Family Guy" gave up on clever a long time ago. See, when the show first came on the air, it was clever. And funny. And it did often push the limits of decency, but it did it while being laugh-out-loud funny, so it was hard to object. Then FOX cancelled it. But due to huge DVD sales and really popular re-runs on "Adult Swim," they brought it back.
But it was never the same. Probably because Neil Goldman had left to do "Scrubs." But for what ever reason, it just wasn't really that funny anymore. Self-impressed douchebag Seth MacFarlane had trotted out the painfully unfunny "American Dad" in the interim, which should have been a warning, but I digress.

The point is, all "Family Guy" really has left is the "shock factor." They got no funny left (did you see their Star Wars parody? As funny as a brick to the head) so all they can do is try to be more and more "outrageous" hoping that the Parents television Council types will give them enough negative publicity to attract curious new viewers.
No one ever seems to get this. It's "The Satanic Verses" principle. No one besides a few academics and literary critics would have read that book. No one else had ever read anything else Rushdie had done before. But the Ayatollah pitched a hissy fit of righteous indignation and suddenly everyone wanted to know what all the fuss was about. (In this scenario, you are the Ayatollah, Sarah)
Same thing with "Basic Instinct" or "The Last Temptation of Christ." The outrage was the only reason people wanted to see those movies. And the outrage industry never seems to get this. They never seem to get that their protests are the movie's best advertisement.
You know who does get this? Gossip Girl.

They put the negative comments right in their ads.
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Honestly, if I were a publicist for FOX or Family Guy, I would run an ad like this:

Seriously, all you're doing is giving them what they want.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Thanks, Yahoo! News

Sometimes it takes a story like this to really bring home the tragedy:

TODAY - February 16, 2010

Scarlett Johansson (Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Johansson hit by housing slump

Scarlett Johansson lists her home for millions less than she paid for it, even before renovations.

Ah, Hell Yeah! It's About To Get All Crazy Up In This Shit!

Dammmmm, son! The GOP is down with the youth!

Don't believe me?

Check this shit out, brah!


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Aw Yeah! My man B-Hume!


Yes, it's X-PAC! Because if you want to appeal to young voters, you gotta go X-TREME!


Quantcast Conservative Family Values, Bitchez!


When should you register? How about NOW, fool?

REGISTER NOW:
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it is to go to CPAC for the speeches, and *chill* at XPAC to recharge and boost for the next day. From the “Epic Nights at XPAC” to the late night comedy sessions XPAC has it all. Movies, Video Games, Wifi and Food. Nightly receptions with the biggest names in Conservative America, and you, the next Difference maker in training.


You wanna chill, don't ya? Yeah, you better, cuz it's gonna be EPIC!

Capital Gains Tax Cut!



XPAC is here!

If you love CPAC for the speeches and information,[and what kind of loser doesn't love spe-zeeches and informatizzle, you heard?] you’ll love the XPAC Lounge for the pop culture personalities, entertainment, music and laid back programming that brings a whole new experience to CPAC! Get your tickets today!

Pop culture personalities! Just check out this lineup, dawg!

View ImageThere's a nasty, foul-mouthed old lady!

http://www.itickets.com/parts/aimages/5842.jpgThere's a washed-up has-been actor. With emo hair!

http://patterico.com/files/2009/12/Giles-and-OKeefe.jpgThere's that kind of cute girl who dressed up as a hooker!


And hold on to your hats, your backwards-facing baseball caps, that is!
It's the HUME-Inator! http://www.speakersonhealthcare.com/images/speakerphotos/Brit_Hume_SOH_Photo.png

All the hip kids are down with Brit Hume!

Think we're done? Hell nah!

There's a weird, middle aged black guy!

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100128/capt.d201c9a562cc4469970ac3edd7ba0bc5.republicans_hawaii_hiet103.jpgHe's black. That counts for something, right?



Deregulation, Yo!


http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/004-0226173926-napolitano-fff-thumb.jpgAnd Andrew Mutha-Fukkin Napolitano!

Huckabee's even bringing his daughter! http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0712/sarah_huckabee_1211.jpg
Now that's youth-appealing!

“10 Questions with Stevie B. featuring: Sarah Huckabee”
Stevie B! That's Steven Baldwin to you squares!

Seriously, yo. It's gonna be RADICAL!

"I wouldn't be surprised if somebody of Joe-the-Plumber stature came in three times a day to come in and rally the kids," CPAC spokesman Ian Walters said.


Aw shit! It's on now!

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Late Night? 11 PM? Dude, that's hella late!


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But don't blame me if you wet your pants from laughing so hard.

Um, I mean from the super-extreme radical awesomeness!


Monday, February 15, 2010

The Best Reason Yet to Repeal "Don't Ask / Don't Tell"

The best argument FOR repealing DADT is This guy's argument AGAINST it.

On Tuesday, the Missouri State Senate debated President Obama’s call
to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT)

Because The Missouri State Senate is the branch of government charged with overseeing military policy.


Both sides regurgitated familiar arguments but State Senator Gary Nodler, who is running in the Republican primary for Rep. Roy Blunt’s (R-MI) seat,
carved out a new reason for maintaining the current policy.
Nodler suggested that allowing openly gay soldiers in the military “could represent
a ‘cultural affront‘” to terrorists intent on killing American troops.



Can You believe people vote for me?

A cultural affront to terrorists? Hell, yeah! Let's do it!

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I want to see troops like this in every cave in Afghanistan!

http://magazine.goodvibes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gay-military-guy.jpg

I want this dude to personally capture and interrogate Bin Laden.

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And these guys can escort terror suspects to the Hague, making out during the entire flight.


Or we could follow the advice of douchebag Gary Nodler and just try to avoid offending the terrorists. Maybe we could start forcing women to wear burkas and keep girls out of school, you know in order to keep from offending the terrorists.

Missouri Republicans: Gary Nodler, who is running for Roy Blunt's seat in Congress, is afraid of offending the terrorists. When you vote in the Republican Primary, remember: Gary Nodler wants us to adapt our behavior to avoid opffending the terrorists. Now, I'm not saying that GARY NODLER LOVES THE TERRORISTS, but can you really say that he doesn't?