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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Chuck Norris Dildo Update

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Let's check in with Chuck Norris and see if he's still a dildo. White House vs. Boy Scouts, Part 1 Well, he's still writ...

A Joke told to me by my friends' 5-year-old daughter

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Adorable 5-year-old: Why did the chicken throw butter out of the window? Me: Um, I don't know? Adorable 5-year-old: Because he wanted t...
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Monday, July 12, 2010

Crazy Candidate of the Day -- Gubernatorial Edition

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Today's crazy candidate is Minnesota's own Rob Hahn Despite his mezmerizing, hypnotic eyes and robotic serial-killer grin, Rob's...
Friday, July 9, 2010

Terry Savage Terrorizes Little Girls - - For America!

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What is it with people named "Savage?" Apparently this Terry Savage is setting out to prove she can be just as big a prick as Mich...
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Crazy Candidate of the Day - Wagering Edition

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Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets! Get your office pool started now. How long before this guy gets caught fellating a male escort?
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