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The Trump Effect

Why America's Most Famous Billionaire
May Soon Prove to Be Its Most Influential

 

 

Billionaire Donald Trump has put his celebrity status and business power behind Mitt Romney 

Business power? what does that even mean? How is there no explanation of that term? What is "business power" and how is it something that could be "put behind" a candidate?

and with his undeniable appeal among independent voters,

A voting bloc made up of the half-dozen or so people who don't loathe Donald Trump. (All of whom work for CNN)

and with his undeniable appeal among independent voters, a Newsmax magazine special report finds that he may prove to be a political kingmaker come this November. 

Ooooh, Newsmax. Now it makes sense. The online magazine for people who think the moon landing was fake and professional wrestling is real. 

Newsmax magazine's report — "The Trump Effect" — has just been released and reveals Donald Trump's pivotal role in the GOP primary and how he is working behind the scenes to engineer a victory for Mitt Romney. 

Oh, his pivotal role? His pivotal role? You mean waiting until it became obvious that Mitt Romney was inevitably going to be the nominee before jumping in to endorse him? That pivotal role? And when has Trump ever done anything "behind the scenes?" He's been shoving his ugly mug in front of any TV camera he can find to trot out the embarrassing birther crap over and over no matter how many times he's been debunked.Engineer a victory for Romney? If Romney wins, it will be in spite of the albatrosses around his neck with names like Trump, Nugent, and Jameson.

First Lady of Porn Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney for President

"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," the ex-porn queen recently told CBS' San Francisco affiliate. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." 

  

Less embarrassing than Trump.

On a side note, how pathetic is it that Romney not only accepts, but actively seeks out the endorsement of someone like Ted Nugent? He had to go meet and interview with Nugent before getting the seal of approval of Mr. "Yank Me Crank Me." The man who wants to be president goes groveling to the guy who waves around machine guns while threatening the Speaker of the House and two US Senators? The guy who admits he shit and pissed himself to get out of going to VietNam?  The guy who made a living singing songs about vaginas while wearing a loincloth? That's the guy whose approval you need to run for president? What a country!

 

So how in the hell did Newsmax magazine get the idea that Donald Trump is in a position to be come some sort of a kingmaker?

The Newsmax magazine report features Klein's exclusive interview with Trump

Oh, of course. They asked Trump. 

In this week's Newsmax, our sources tell us that Donald Trump is the world's greatest lover, a world-class athlete, and is smarter than science! Yes, our source is Donald Trump, why do you ask? He's the greatest, most luxurious source the world has ever seen!

It also reveals the surprising results of a Newsmax poll that provides a unique picture of the "Trump voters" — independent voters in key swing states who listen to Donald Trump. 

Pictured: Both of them

 Newsmax includes incisive commentary from such experts as Bill O'Reilly, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Michael Reagan, Christopher Ruddy, Ben Stein, Dr. Laura and David Limbaugh — to name a few. 

Jeezus, you really got the right-wing farm team workin' for ya there. You couldn't even get the top Limbaugh.

This edition of Newsmax magazine also includes:

• Hidden welfare: disability claims soar under Obama 

You know, I've been on disability. I was laid up for a couple of months after an accident. It is NOT welfare. I paid into disability insurance before I was on it, and I'm paying into it now. It comes out of my paycheck. So fuck you, Newsmax.

• Mayors take action against bloated union pensions
• Corruption laws hurting U.S. businesses 

If our businesses aren't going to be allowed to be corrupt, how can they expect to survive? And what's with these union guys expecting to collect on the pensions they earned during their working years?

• The weight culprit: high-fructose corn syrup linked to obesity

What a scoop! Wait, this isn't 2005!

• Campaign '12: Wisconsin could go red this year

Yeah, Wisconson's totally on the verge of going red! Wait, this isn't 1955!
( you know, cuz back then, "Red" meant that. . . oh, ask your grandpa, he probably got that one)

• Mark McKinnon: GOP should woo independent voters

Brilliant! Also, the Olympic athletes should try to win medals, and vegetarians should avoid eating meat.

Ben Stein says Newsmax reveals the “unafraid, uncomplicated, bare-knuckles truth about today’s dangerous world.” 

And who would have a more objective view of Newsmax than a guy who gets paid by Newsmax? Which this Newsmax promo pointed out itself just like 2 paragraphs ago! Remember: Newsmax includes incisive commentary from such experts as Bill O'Reilly, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Michael Reagan, Christopher Ruddy, Ben Stein, 

You can't get a reccomendation from someone a bit less biased?

Mike Reagan, the elder son of the late President Ronald Reagan and chairman and president of The Reagan Legacy Foundation, says: “I guarantee that you’ll love Newsmax magazine. The liberal media moguls hate Newsmax.”

Wow. That is just, actually it's kinda sad. It's like you're not even trying. I know your target market is people with no critical thinking skills, but still, have a little fucking pride in your work.

And Sarah Palin says Newsmax is one of her top news sources and describes it as "very very helpful, valuable."  

Geez, One of her top news sources? So one of the sources included in "ya know, all of them?"
And you couldn't even get her to try and string together a complete sentence? "very very helpful, valuable" is the best word-salad she could toss for this?





Pathetic.

Pat Boone Wears the Crazy Pants

Pat Boone is a ridiculous person. And by ridiculous, I mean deserving or worthy of ridicule, not amusing or preposterous. This is a guy who once had a thriving career doing gawd-awful covers of Little Richard and Fats Domino songs for whites-only radio stations to play on air. Because someone at the record company would hear a song like "Long Tall Sally" and think "Dang! that's a great song. If we could just get someone to suck all the excitement and fire out of it, you know, whiten it up a bit, we could sell this to the Potsie Webers and Ralph Malphs of the world. Now who do we know that could do that? I know! This douche!"

When his singing career petered out, Pat went into the Christian Broadcasting racket. Then, desperate for a gimmick, he took a bunch of heavy metal songs, drained them of the excitement and power and everything that had made them enjoyable, smeared their lifeless husks onto a CD, and went on a publicity blitz dressed as a gayer Rob Halford.
Then he put on the crazy pants. How crazy? Check out this and this. Seriously, if you have a couple minutes, it's worth it.
But here's the latest example of Pat's Looney-Toons take on current events:

Mr. Obama, Show Us Your Birth Certificate

Monday, June 29, 2009 12:47 PM By: Pat Boone

Yep! He's a birther!

I know; this suspicion, this question about whether Barack Hussein Barry Soetoro Obama was actually born in the United States as the Constitution explicitly demands has been circulating for months

OK, hold on. Let me stop you right there. New rule. Anyone mentioning Barack Obama's middle name is not to be taken seriously. I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to confuse your ignorant readers into thinking that there is some sort of connection between Barack Obama and Sadam Hussein. That's just pathetic. You might as well draw a connection between Adolph Hitler and Adolph Rupp.Or imagine a line from Benito Mussolini to the town of San Benito, CA.

Hell, by your logic, the person most qualified to run for president is former Oakland Raider Lincoln Kennedy.

New rule #2: anyone who finds it at all relevant that a young Barack Obama may have gone by "Barry" is to be considered an idiot with zero credibility. Why would that matter? Why is it even worth mentioning? Is it relevant that Ronald reagen sometimes went by "Ron" or "Ronny"? Is it important that Dwight Eisenhower was often referred to as "Ike"? Is it important that someone who was christened Charles Eugene Boone went by "Pat"?

Or Do you think that listing his full name, his erstwhile nickname, and his stepfather's surname makes it look as if he has a bunch of aliases like some nefarious underworld character?
Okay, now that we've established a couple of ground rules, please do go on with your nonsense.

a widely known and experienced investigator, Dr. Jerome Corsi, flew to Kenya in search of a certificate of birth he had reason to believe existed there.

Yeah, Jerome Corsi is widely known. He's widely known as the libelous hack who co-authored the John Kerry smear-job "Unfit for Command." He is also widely known for promoting the baseless "theory" that petroleum is not a fossil fuel, but is produced by chemical reactions under the earth's crust. He is also known for accusing then-president George W. Bush of planning a "North American Union" which would supplant the USA and use the "Amero" currency instead of the dollar or peso. So, yeah, that's the guy you want to be citing to back up your claims.

Many, who know more than I do about what actually happened, notably the United States Justice Foundation, have surmised that baby Obama's mother, about to have her child in Kenya, had booked a flight to Hawaii but was prohibited from flying because delivery was so imminent. But soon after baby Barack was born, USJF theorizes she flew with him to Oahu and obtained some kind of "record of birth" as if he'd been born there.

So, the USJF surmises this, do they? Not only do they surmise, but they also theorize? Well, that's good enough for me! Oh, hey, I surmize that Pat Boone is a drug peddler. I theorize that he needs the money to keep up his enormous collection of kiddie porn. Officer, arrest this man!

Why is this so important?

If, by the end of his first term, Barack Obama were proven to have been an illegitimate president, history might just hold him accountable for:

Dismantling America's free markets (he's done no such thing) Taxing the higher-earning middle class into despondency Despondancy? Really? You're saying that letting Bush's tax cuts expire for those making over $250K is going to lead to "despondancy"? It's going to put the upper-middle class in a bad mood? Oh, history will judge him harshly! Spending and taxing the nation into bankruptcy (because the nation was in such great financial shape when he took office!) Imposing socialistic, government-run health care (God forbid we should join the rest of the civilized world) Granting amnesty to multiplied millions of illegal aliens (he's done no such thing. You're thinking of Bush Senior) Seriously weakening our military and encouraging our enemies (you're an idiot) Enacting crippling and fraudulent "global warming" laws (what the hell do you people have against science?) Promoting abortion and same-sex "marriage" into permanent legitimacy (abortion has been legal since 1973. So far, Obama has sadly stood behind the "Defense of Marriage Act") Throttling religious speech with phony "hate crimes" legislation (If your religion is affected by hate crime laws, you really ought to look into finding a new religion)

One thing for sure: This is not going away. More and more people are determined to get the truth, and will press to get it. Why should the president and his team stonewall this legitimate and proper request. Is there indeed something devastating to keep hidden?

You know why this isn't going away? because people like you are fucking crazy! It takes about 2 minutes to see Barack Obama's birth certificate online. Any numbskull can do it. But nincompoops like you just say "oh, that's fake," and then demand to see the "real" one.
Guess what, you've seen the real one. there isn't any realer one. barack Obama could produce a videotape of his mother giving birth to him on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, and you wouldn't be satisfied. So the rest of us are just going to ignore you now.

Even we think you're crazy!

And by the way, who the hell publishes op-ed pieces written by Pat fucking Boone? News-Max.com
Hmm.
I guess their target market is people who look at the issues of the day and think, I'm not sure about this Obama fellow, I'm going to wait to see what Pat Boone has to say. Maybe Leif Garrett will weigh in on the matter. Where does Neil Diamond come down on this issue? And which candidate have the Osmond Brothers endorsed?
News-max.com, huh?
Wow!