Carrie Prejean Update

Is Carrie Prejean's body still the Temple of The Lord?

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I would say the jury's still out on that one.

But if so, God's gonna have to fire His architect

(fair warning. Clicking on the above pictures leads to NSFW versions)

(credit where credit is due: I stole these pictures from The Superficial)

Jokes For the Woefully Unimaginative

A vampire walks into a bar.
The bartender thinks to himself, "wait a minute, there's no such things as vampires!"
Then he realizes that it's just some guy in a vampire costume.




Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike Who?
Mike Johnson, from across the street.
Oh, hey, come on in, Mike!




A lady opens her refrigerator and is surprised to see a chicken sitting inside.
"What are you doing in my refrigerator?" asks the lady.
The chicken says nothing.
The lady cooks it and eats it.




A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
They each order a beer.
The bartender asks "who's paying?"
"This one's on me," says the priest.
And then the rabbi says "I'll get the next round!"





Q: If there are three women in a room, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, how can you tell which is the blonde?

A: By her hair color.




A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "a beer? I figured you'd order the drink that's named after you!"
"No," says the grasshopper, "I prefer the taste of beer."





A man comes home from work to find his wife in bed with his best friend.
"Dammit, Linda!" he says, "I'm filing for a divorce!"


Thank you! I'll be here all week!

A Suggestion for MLK Day

How about, from now on, we celebrate Dr. King's day by declaring that it will be a day with no hateful, angry e-mail forwards. Just for one day, let's have no e-mails from family memebers that make us embarrassed to be related to them.

Starting next year, a day or two before MLK Day, e-mail everyone on your list and ask them for just one day, to refrain from sending e-mails full of hatred and anger. No hating on Obama. No hating on immigrants. No hating on the gay people. No calling anyone a Nazi, a Commie, a fascist, etc. Let's see if we can't have just one hate-free day. It doesn't seem like too much to ask.

While we're at it, how about no more columns about what Dr. King would have supported or opposed. Oddly, it seems that Dr. King would have supported whatever it is that the columnist supports and oppose whatever the columnist is against. It's ghoulish, it's spurious, and it's just wrong. Just stop it.

Things I Miss About San Francisco

Chapter One: The Billy Nayer Show

http://www.billynayer.com/home2.shtml

Aspiring filmmakers Cory McAbee and Bobby Lurie started the band "The Billy Nayer Show" in order to make soundtracks to their movies. The band ended up taking on a life of its own, releasing several albums in San Francisco before relocating to New York



This is a clip from the short film "Man on the Moon"



This is, I believe The first film to feature music from Billy Nayer:




An Early Performance:



A clip from the first full-length Billy Nayer Show film The American Astronaut:

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Coming up later:

Losing Weight: Can it make you fatter?

Medicine: Bad for sick people?

Gasoline: Will it make your car stop working?

Soap: Does it make things dirtier?

Eating: Can it cause hunger?

Watching FOX: Does it make you even stupider?