Glenn Beck is a Sick Fuck

lenn Beck kills a small animal on his TV show to illustrate some kind of asinine point about Barack Obama and John McCain. We've all heard about the frog in boiling water, Glenn you dumb son of a bitch, you don't need to actually put a frog into boiling water. What would it have proved anyway? What if the frog had not died, but merely been badly scalded as you intended? How would merely torturing a tiny frog prove that there is some difference betwee Obama and McCain? (or similarity between them, I have no idea what kind of retarded point this idiot is trying to make.)



Isn't it about time that even FOX had the decency and good sense to pull this braying jackass off the air? Doesn't even Rupert Murdoch have some standards, no matter how low? What earthly good can come from letting this lunatic spew his insane nonsense into the public discourse night after night? Is anyone still advertising on this maniac's show? Hang on, let me go look.

. . . This should just take a minute, meanwhile, enjoy this picture of an adorable kitten.



Ok, here's what I found. This is from a website called "Defend Glenn dot Com" run by some asshole or assholes who think that Beck is getting a bad rap.

They suggest that people contact these advertisers to thank them for supporting Beck's paranoid, hate-filled lunacy. It sure would be a shame if people instead contacted them to urge them to pull their ads from Beck's Cavalcade of Awfulness.

OK. I tried to put up their list, but it wouldn't fit. You can see the list HERE, if you're interested.

Wrong Again, Westboro Baptist Church!

God doesn't hate "fags!"

Gad hates Six FLAGS!

If Beyonce Were a Boy

Yes, I'm implying that she gets by on her looks and is actually not that great a singer.

Hank, WTF?

Would someone please explain to Hank Baskett that he has options?


Hank, you're a successful professional athlete. You have money, muscles and I'm told that you're considered pretty easy on the eyes. Plus you seem pretty charming and charismatic.You must have had countless young women vying for your attention.
















So, I gotta tell you, you are actually in a position to marry someone who:


A) is not as dumb as a bag of rocks.












B) has not been seen naked
by every teenage boy
who ever skulked into a Barnes & Noble


















C) has not been surgically mutilated

















and D) has not been defiled by this lecherous mummy:

EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Seriously, Hank - what the fuck? Was Tila Tequila not available? The "Rock of Love" girls not returning your calls? Missed your chance at Anna Nicole Smith?

No, but she seems nice, though. Mazeltov.

Advice For Georgia Teabaggers

From The Daily Kos:

If you live in Georgia or know someone who does, pass this plea for help along to any teabaggers you may know:

Calling all John Galts in Georgia

by cynic

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Wed Sep 23, 2009 at 05:00:31 AM PDT

We really need your help.

As you may have seen in the newspapers, radio and the intertubes, much of the state of Georgia is underwater. People have lost their homes, cars and other precious things (like children and loved ones, but I know those are not quite as important to you folks...).

But foolishly, they are looking to the Government for help.

Starting with our Governor Sonny 'rugged individualist' Perdue, they are now calling on the Government to help.

That's where we need you John Galts and teabaggers who really, really want the Government out of all our lives.

Please call Rep Price and tell him to stand fast to his principles of no Government intrusions in our personal lives. Remind him of how steadfastly he shares your belief that the Government is never the answer.

Also, we are looking for some volunteers to go into Douglas County and tell the homeowners in the area that they should fix their flooded homes themseleves.

Please remember to picket the fire department to remind people that they are depending on a 'Government service' to show up in boats to help them leave their flooded homes. Ideally, in a free market economy, the market should determine what it is worth to you to be saved by a boat.

The full article is a little longer, read the full text here: (LINK)