Thursday, May 26, 2016

NBA lookalikes


Watching the Western conference finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Oklahoma City Thunder, I can't help but notice some look-alikes.


Warriors assistant coach Luke Walton


http://www.trbimg.com/img-565e0acd/turbine/la-sp-sn-luke-walton-nba-coach-of-month-20151201

Looks like Ben Affleck


http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/6986/original/Ben-Affleck.jpg




Warriors center Festus Ezeli

http://www.namsausa.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/festus.jpg

Looks like Luther star Idris Elba

https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/5/5/1273050181637/Idris-Elba-as-Luther-006.jpg

Thunder center Enis Kantor

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtp1/t51.2885-15/e35/12317519_489796777891714_1792556571_n.jpg

Looks like Freddy Mercury

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32300000/Freddie-freddie-mercury-32395672-500-705.jpg






Warriors forward Mo Speights

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2014/07/nal_speights072514_13554826_8col.jpg


Looks like George Foreman


http://images.fandango.com/r100.6/ImageRenderer/1040/650/redesign/static/img/noxsquare.jpg/p24285/images/masterrepository/performer%20images/p24285/georgeforeman-networksupfront-1.jpg
Thunder forward Kevin Durant


https://brandontierney.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/3.jpg

Looks like The Wire actor Wood Harris

http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_5284_1_434_593_0_/wood-harris-photos.jpg






Warriors Guard Klay Thompson

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/36/73/01/8106108/3/920x920.jpg

Looks like Jay Sherman's son Marty with a goatee



http://36.media.tumblr.com/7b12b8596a95ed49ed6391f07f0df1a3/tumblr_nherzvbfLR1r7t65vo4_250.jpg


Warriors head coach Steve Kerr

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/golden-state-warriors-new-head-coach-steve-kerr-looks-on-during-a-picture-id492467083


Looks like Neil Patrick Harris


http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2013/06/880179-neil_patrick_harris2.jpg 







Thunder center Steven Adams

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/steven-adams-of-the-oklahoma-city-thunder-listens-to-a-game-official-picture-id511843564


Looks like Captain Morgan



https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/714839430238969857/L8A9XPFX.jpg 




Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Bad Ads - Infiniti

I assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, that for a young LGBT person, coming out to one's parents is probably one of the scariest, most gut-wrenching things you can do. Knowing that your parents may reject you, may disown you, may treat you with contempt. . . I can't imagine how much nerve it would take. One woman I know told me that when she came out, her mother said "you sicken me." They've since repaired their relationship, but still, that had to be an unimaginably hurtful thing to hear.

So to take something this fraught with emotional hazards, so angst-filled and use it as a cheap joke to sell your cars is sinking pretty damn low.





And even if it weren't offensive, it's just a really stupid ad. Why in the hell would the father be upset by his son's choice of  rich-guy douchemobile?
Goddammit, we're a BMW family, how dare you turn your back on your heritage?
If he had told his father he was converting to Islam or something. It's a fucking car, who would possibly be that butthurt over a fucking car?


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BPtM7yhsDcY/hqdefault.jpg 
Who has two thumbs and hates you for your choice of auto? This guy!



And there is nothing in this ad to recommend the Infinit. They don't ever say that it outperforms the BMW or is more reliable or holds its resale value better. It's just this idiotic idea that "just because your father drives a Beemer doesn't mean you can't buy an entirely different luxury sedan. Oh, sure, it's likely to upset the old guard, the traditionalists will never accept it, but you're the new Pepsi generation and you don't have to play by their stuffy old rules." which no one has ever thought ever.
No one is sitting around with $50k burning a hole in his pocket thinking "man, I wish I had the guts to buy an Infinit! But I'm not a courageous man, I'll probably just by a BMW so no one gets upset. Damn this middle-child syndrome! When is it MY turn to be happy?"


Also, fuck you, Infiniti, for trivializing the "coming out" experience. Taking a flippant, jocular approach to what is often (I assume) an extremely painful and highly anxiety-filled moent in many a young person's life is just really shameful.



Friday, May 20, 2016

Bowling Green Babies





Saw these in a park in Bowling Green, KY. If anyone knows what kind of duck that is that has polka-dotted babies, please let me know in the comments.