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Friday, November 12, 2010

Surprising Revelations from Bush's Memoir # 2

George W. Bush's mother is Rick Santorum!

George W. Bush’s pro-life stance solidified when he was a teenager in Texas — after his mother suffered a devastating miscarriage and showed him the fetus in a jar.
“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus,’ ” the shockingly candid Bush told NBC’s Matt Lauer, gesturing as if he were holding the jar during the TV chat.

Oh. My. God!
 Geezus, No wonder he became a drunk!

So This Is a Thing Now.

It's "Cuponk!"

Apparently, Hasbro has turned Beer Pong into a kids' game. Good job, Hasbro!