Okay, I would assume they would mean this:
No, not really.
According to the church's weirdo-beardo pastor, these devil bibles include the NIV, RSV, NKJV, wait aminute, aren't those. . .hold on, let me check something. . . .
Yeah, those are actual Bibles. The New International Version and the Revised Standard Version. I'm not real up to date with Baptist theology, but I don't think there's any denomination where burning Bibles is really considered to be a good idea. What is their beef with these Bibles?
Ah, of course. Only the King James version is the authentic one, because as we all know, Jesus was born in England during the 17th Century and spoke with a very posh, sophisticated British accent. What the hell? I could see if you only trusted some text that was hand written by Jesus himself in ancient Hebrew, but why the King James? I doubt that King James ever met Jesus, what with the centuries between them and England not being Israel and what not.
I assume you mean Heavy Metal!!!!
No, not exactly.
Wow! So pretty much everything but Bach Cantatas and Georg Philipp Telemann! (look him up on the interwebs, kids!)
Although I will say that the "Contemporary Christian" music that I've heard does sound as if it might be the work of the Devil.
written by heretics. . . ."
Heretics like Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens?
No, not really.
Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa,
The Pope. . . "
Mother Teresa! That bitch!
Who the hell is this nut?
Apparently, this is the same minister who recently released a list of athletes who are bound for HELL!!!
The Amazing Grace Baptist Church released a list of athletes who are going to hell, and the Patriots' quarterback headlines the list. Also on the list:
Richard Petty: "Richard Petty's god is racing, not God Almighty. He teaches that is okay in life to cheat just don't get caught doing it. Is Richard Petty your idol?"
Yes. Yes he is.
Marko Jaric: "Engaged to the Victoria's Secret supermodel (porn magazine) Adriana Lima."
Well, I guess Old Testament God is going to really be mad at the prophet Hosea!
(He married a prostitute.)
(God told him to.)
Joakim Noah: "Has long hair, which is disobedient to the Word of God."
(Watch out, Jesus! That hair is going to get you in big trouble!)
Adam Archuleta: "Engaged to a Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott. They have one son. This is called fornication, and we all know what their son is called, the same thing the Bible calls him."
Adam Archuletta? You couldn't find a bigger name with an out of wedlock child? Throw a dart at any NFL team's roster, and you'll probably hit one. Who even knows sho Adam Archuletta is?
And this guy has a following! Scary!