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Does it rhyme with "Schmillary Schminton is a schmerrible schmandidate?"
Washington Times reporter Stephen Dinan said Tuesday that illegal immigrants have been coached to use so-called "magic words" when apprehended by U.S. Border Patrol agents in order to be temporarily released into the country.
Hmm. . . I don't know. FOX isn't the most reliable source in the, , ,oh, wait! They're citing the Moonie Times?
Well, now I don't know what to think!
No mistrial for Dylann Roof after church shooting survivor calls him 'evil'
Um, the one who was a little girl is now an adult? Oh, I can't believe it!
And everyone else is dead, so. . .
And that one too?
Goddammit, those sons of bi --
Two leaders of the Ku Klux Klan group were set to appear in court on charges of stabbing a fellow white supremacist before a parade to celebrate Donald Trump's presidential election,