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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Oh, come on!



Kentucky restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen



Oh, come on! It's Kentucky. Are there any restaurants that don't have roadkill in the kitchen?


Boom!



Yeah! Suck it, Kentucky!


How to tell if you are losing a debate.




If your opponent is unable to stop herself from laughing





You just might be losin' a debate!

Jeezus Christ, Todd Akin is a Fucking Psycho!

Somebody found dome old C-Span footage of Todd "legitimate rape" Akin, and turns out he's even more awful than we thought.

Some of the highlights include:
"Now an embryo may seem like some scientific or laboratory term, but in fact the embryo contains the unique information that defines a person. All you add is food and climate control, and some time, and the embryo becomes you or me."


  
Pictured: Climate Control Mechanism
And, if stem-cell research is allowed, there is some sort of step two (underpants gnomes?) then we go straight to step three, which is the hellscape predicted in a science-fiction story written by his daughter. Really.




And Todd Akin's scathing expose on abortion clinics who perform abortions on women who are not actually pregnant.

You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things. . .


 
Negative, huh? Don't worry, hon, you can still have an unnecessary invasive medical procedure!