Would You like white or dark meat, Mr. record player?
Dammit, these 1950's lap dances suck!
Goddamit, ironing is hard!
You should try washing dishes! It's a refreshing change of pace!
Why no, Chet. I don't think this is gay at all, do you?
My cake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours."
Ha ha! When you offered me a tiny weiner, I thought, oh never mind!
Junior! Get your dick out of the oven!
Boy, did I pick the wrong day to go commando!
Now good luck finding a Give-A-Shit audience!
