What type of gun are you interested in purchasing?
A) a hunting rifle
B) a pistol
C) a military-grade assault weapon.
If you answered C, you are too crazy to own a gun.
Question # 2:
From what are you hoping to protect yourself?
A) Criminals
B) Bears
C) The United States Government
If you answered C, you are too crazy to own a gun.
Question #3:
Is there any structure on your property which could be described as a "bunker?"
If you answered "yes," you are too crazy to own a gun.
Question #4:
Into which of the following places do you plan on carrying your gun?
A) Your workplace
B) Bars and/or restaurants
C) Church
If you answered anything other than "none of the above," you are too crazy to own a gun.
