Duggars expecting their 19th child
In a surprise, TV's biggest reality family reveals that another sibling is on the way
It's not just that it's amazing that these loonies would want yet another kid, crazy people always want crazy things. And it's not even the fact that people actually watch their show, freak shows have always attracted an audience.
No, what really amazes me is that after 18 kids, Mrs. Duggar's lady parts can still provide enough friction to, um cause Mr. Duggar to complete the baby-making procedure. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be like making sweet sweet love to the Holland Tunnel? You know, if the Holland Tunnel were made out of scar tissue and self-loathing?