“If hunger is a problem in America, then why do we have an obesity problem among the people who we say have a hunger program?” Santorum asked.
Good point, Santorum! If some people are fat, then that must mean that, um. . . no it doesn't mean anything.
Okay, wait. I think I got it now, Santorum's theory is that if some people aren't getting enough to eat and others are eating too much, then on average, we're a pretty healthy country!