How to tell when you've gotten too close to your kitty

 



















When your kitty spends more time at second base than  Chase Utley, you've probably gotten too close.

He has more houses than most men have shoes.

He once got stuck in an elevator. . . In his car.

He is

The Least Interesting Man in the World.

 

I don't always drink beer. Because it is against the teachings of the Mormon Church.

Stay boring, my friends!