And this came up:
Origin of term
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop,Yes, Malkin means " a lower class woman or mop," and is the basis for the word "merkin."

I'm never going to be able to look at Michelle Malkin the same way again.
Every time I see this:

I'm going to have no choice but to think of this:

And now, neither will you.
You're welcome.