Scottsdale, Arizona. A place where the damned congregate to acclimate themselves to the brutal heat and desolation which they will be facing for the next eternity.
Now Sarah Palin has purchased a
Seriously. This is it.
For some reason, people are taking this as a sign that she is seriously going to run for president. I can't see it. She wasn't willing to put in the work to be a halfway-decent vice-presidential candidate, I can't see her doing the exhausting work of a presidential campaign. Also, I can't really picture her giving speeches for which she is not paid.
So why would she purchase a $1.6 million home in Arizona, of all places?
Here are a few possibilities I thought of:
# 1: She bought a $1.6 million dollar walled-in compound to get away from all those darned elitists.
'Cuz she's jes' plain folks!
# 2: Living in a walled-in compound in the middle of a god-forsaken desert is a great way to meet some of those hot Navy Seals. (Reason #1 for Todd Palin)
# 3: Needs concrete walls to feel safe from Katie Couric.
# 4:Because it's all about Alaska. And Family. And America. But mostly her love for Alaska. And it's sad that you just don't get that.
# 5: Because the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, God, America, Reagan.
# 6: Lots of room for free-range Mama Grizzlies.
# 7: To be closer to Bristol, because someone's gotta lug Trig around when the cameras are off!
# 8: Because living in Alaska was one more thing she could quit.
# 9: Going to live in all 50 states alphabetically.
# 10: Alaska no longer insane enough.