Recommended by none other than walking internet meme and raging dildo, Chuck Norris, it's. . .
Lions Roar Global Men’s Summit / Dallas, Texas / November 3, 4, 5
RESCUE: Last Man Out · A Call to Courageous Manhood: Faith - Honor - Valor!
Which is a pretty strange title. Faith, Honor, Valor! It seems that the organizers of this event have conflated Christianity with the Marine Corps.
I Cor. 13:13 - And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three;
but the greatest of these is automatic weaponry!
Anyway, just look at this impressive list of speakers you've never heard of:
Wes Yoder,Ambassador Speakers Bureau
Glenn Wagner, FutureLead
Leonard Sweet,Theologian, Author & Professor
Is it just me, or are they all the same guy?
And there are a whole bunch more, but I have no idea who any of them are.
Like this guy:
Bill Scheer GUTS Church, Tulsa, OK
Wonder what "GUTS" stands for? Apparently nothing. Apparently, it is the Church of Guts.
And this guy:
Chuck Brewster, Champions of Honor Gulf Breeze, FL
Which just screams "turn the other cheek."
And this former professional wrestler:
Ted DiBiase, Million Dollar Man Jackson, MS
But apparently, they are all gathering together for one reason:
"A leader may preach or draw a crowd, but he will never change a nation until he disciples a man!”Because the word "disciple" is now apparently a verb, and possibly a slang term for something dirty.
And as they say in the Christian Men's Network:
A men’s ministry produces fruit. A men’s movement reproduces fruit!