Thing # 1:
‘Ex-Gay’ Freedom March Speakers Proclaim Love and Declare War | Right Wing Watch https://t.co/N72C1Z1t2G— Holy Bullies (@holybullies) May 28, 2019
Sighhhh. . .this again? We're still doing this? It's not even interesting anymore, it's just sad. Unless. . . .let me just go ahead and click on the link to the story and see. . . .
Among the speakers were Angel Colon and Luis Ruiz, two survivors of the Pulse nightclub massacre who now run a ministry together called Fearless Identity. Ruiz said although he might face temptations every day, “I choose Jesus, because he’s the only man in my life. He’s the only man that didn’t sleep with my best friend
And there it is!
Luis, dude. You know I'm not one to judge, but your best friend? Your best friend is a whoooooore! Your best friend has slept with every man except Jesus Christ? I'm all for sowing one's wild oats, but that's just nasty!
Ruiz described himself as a combat veteran who served 15 years in the Army, adding, “Today I go to war with a whole bunch of you guys” to call the nation back to Jesus. “This is a new day, baby, and we’re coming in love. We’re coming in relationship. We’re coming with Jesus.
In her opening remarks, Woning told the audience on the grounds of the Washington monument and online that Jesus is “meeting us in the bars. He’s meeting us in the backrooms. He’s meeting us in our bedrooms at night when we are dreaming.”
Seriously, these people just want to do sex with Jesus and that is just WRONG!
Thing # 2:
Research suggests that a child with a savings account in their name is more likely to pursue education after high school and more likely to graduate. #KeystoneScholars is taking the first step for newborns in PA by providing $100 for higher education. Learn more today.— Treasurer Torsella (@PATreasurer) March 20, 2019
Nooo! You don't say! Are uou trying to tell me that the children of affluent parents are more likely to attend and graduate from college? Can this be?
Thing # 3:
RT if you agree → Any child who survives an abortion should have the opportunity for life. #EndInfanticide pic.twitter.com/4c333EfrNQ— Kevin McCarthy (@GOPLeader) May 30, 2019
Yeah, that's not a thing.
There are no children who survive abortions. Even assuming that by the word "child" you mean anything from a fertilized egg to an adolescent, how would you survive an abortion? Can you give a single example of any entity that has survived an abortion? Haha, of course you can't. Don;t worry about it.
Thing # 4:
Instead of getting mad at me for not returning my shopping cart, how about you notice I have kids waiting inside my hot car and offer to return my cart for me? Just a thought.— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 28, 2019
Ummmmm, you do know you shouldn't leave your kids alone in a hot car, right? I mean, you shouldn't leave your kids alone in any car, and you shouldn't live any living being in a hot car, and the fact that you think that this irresponsible behavior should make you immune to criticism AND qualify you to have favors done for you by strangers is kind of mind-boggling, but you do you, I guess.
Thing # 5:
Georgia can be a scary place.
This Republican candidate seemingly threatened @AOC by saying he’d fight Democrats like her ‘the same way [he] fought terrorists’ pic.twitter.com/3Rqaf2LYxJ— NowThis (@nowthisnews) May 24, 2019
I mean, he's threatening to kill people, right? This is why we don't go "outside the Perimeter" unless we're going directly to a state park.
Thing # 6:
And people wonder why I don't care for Nancy Pelosi?
You know, the time spent kissing ass at AIPAC is time that you could be spending on impeaching the son of a bitch!
Thing # 7:
This thread by some jerk who thinks he's smart:
And people wonder why I don't care for Nancy Pelosi?
"If Washington D.C. crumbled to the ground, the last thing that would remain is our support for Israel."— Going Underground on RT (@Underground_RT) May 29, 2019
-Nancy Pelosi at AIPAC
Yet @IlhanMN is smeared for even mentioning the idea that Israel has a grip on US policy? 🙃 pic.twitter.com/hZg9MuPt7F
You know, the time spent kissing ass at AIPAC is time that you could be spending on impeaching the son of a bitch!
Thing # 7:
This thread by some jerk who thinks he's smart:
Yeeeeah. . . cuz that's been a winning strategy so far!— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) May 29, 2019
**eyeroll**#RoeVWade #Choice https://t.co/vkDm3qaGQ2
Honestly, besides the moral repugnance of "compromising" on people's rights, when has compromising with the extreme-right theocrats EVER been a winning formula for Dems?— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) May 29, 2019
These "moderate" Dems never learn.— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) May 30, 2019
As the bend-over-backwards-to-compromise Democrats hemmorage seats, the Never-give-an-inch Republicans consolidate their power and some Dems still think they can compromise their way to victory.
Do they not remember how Obama bent over backwards to try and get just one Republican vote on Obamacare? Not only did he get zero, even after jettisoning the Public Option, the 2010 midterms were a bloodbath for Dems.— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) May 30, 2019
There is nothing to be gained by trying to compromise with lunatics. It just depresses your base without affecting theirs at all.— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) May 30, 2019
