What can we expect from the Disney-Lucasfilm merger?

1. Racially insensitive characters like Uncle Remus CGI'd out, replaced with Jar-Jar Binks.

 

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2. Doe-eyed Princess Leia sitting wistfully by a stream, waiting to be rescued by a handsome prince.

3. Star Wars on Ice!

 

4. New Star Wars theme composed by Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers.

5. All new Disney/Pixar cartoons now feature annoying robots.

 

Oh, yeah.