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Thursday, November 1, 2012

What can we expect from the Disney-Lucasfilm merger?

1. Racially insensitive characters like Uncle Remus CGI'd out, replaced with Jar-Jar Binks.



 
Zippidee Doo-uhm Dah-um 

2. Doe-eyed Princess Leia sitting wistfully by a stream, waiting to be rescued by a handsome prince.


3. Star Wars on Ice!

 

4. New Star Wars theme composed by Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers.

5. All new Disney/Pixar cartoons now feature annoying robots.

 

Oh, yeah.