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Monday, December 19, 2011

Is it just me. . .

. . . or does this water stain look like a Georgia O'Keefe painting?



4 Reasons Why We Say "Happy Holidays"

1. Because it's more convenient than saying "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." or "Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."

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So many words.

2. Because the word "merry" is not a word that is really in common usage. No one says "Merry birthday" or "that sure was a merry party last night!" It just feels a bit twee, it doesn't trip easily off the tongue.

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Feeling merry, lads?
Pip, pip!

3. Because we're not particularly bothered by the fact that some people  celebrate Channukah or Ashura, or Saturnalia or even nothing.

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4. TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD SACRED!!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-!!!!!!!

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