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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Fred Thompson Makes a Funny!

Who decided it was a good idea for political figures to have Twitter accounts?
Even marginal figures like Fred Thompson should probably leave the teen-based technology alone.

Because here's the sort of thing that Fred Thompson thinks his followers might enjoy reading:
(Oh, God. Fred Thompson has followers!!!!)

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Ahahahaha!!!!! Oh, my God, Fred, that was so so so funny.

See, it's funny because, um. . . well, I 'm not sure why it's funny.

I guess the idea is, see, if that tennis player was in charge of interrogations, all we'd have to do is challenge the terrorists to a tennis match , and then the guy would hit such a good shot that the terrorist's ankles would break, and then we could ask him questions, and he'd be all like "Death to Amer. . .oh, fuck it, my ankle hurts, here's where Bin Laden's hiding."

Or, I don't know, maybe it's just funny when some lady that you don't like for some reason experiences a painful injury? Maybe that's it. Oh, Fred Thompson, what a clever, witty man you must be!

A question from a young lady

Yes, you in the front row. You had a question?

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Um, how embarrassed am I going to be in a few years about my love for the Jonas Brothers?

Well, let's ask some women of various ages what they think.




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Hey, don't feel bad. When I was your age, I was in love with the Backstreet Boys!

Well into her thirties by now... by Jack & Raffaela.
When I was in junior high, I had a huge crush on the New Kids on the Block. So, you know, it could be worse!

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Don't worry, I was head-over-heels for Donny Osmond and Shaun Cassidy when I was young. And I turned out fine.

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Hmm, when I was a teen, I was crazy about The BEATLES!
So, um. . . yeah.

http://www.criticalthinking.org/image/pimage/Girl_thinking.jpgOuch!